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Festivus Pole Fan Mail

1-3-08
I had the feats of strength w/my son and of course i lost.

Thanks again.  the Festivus Pole was the highlight of my holidays!

J. Rapa

1-3-08
I think I am going to leave my pole on display and celebrate Festivus all year!

Bobby

1/2/08
I giggled every single time I walked through the living room!!

Cheers,
Dan

1/2/08
We will be putting our beloved Festivus pole away this weekend....I will try to send a picture.  On Christmas Eve had a multi cultural celebration...we had Christmas, Chaunakah and of course Festivus....the pole was a big hit.

Best regards,
Diane

1/2/08
The Reading Hash held our first ever FESTIVUS SOCIAL on 12/23/07.

A great time was had by all.

In spite of your legal beagle warning we did discover that a standard 6ft Festivus Pole is plenty strong enough for an average-sized hash bimbo (thats an OK term in hashing) to sit on while two wankers carry her around!

ONON,
OVEREXPOSED
Grandmaster - Reading PA HHH

Proudly Hashing In Pennsylvania's **2nd** Most Dangerous City www.readinghash.com

12/27/2006
To All at R&B Wagner, Inc.

Once again my belief in true American values have been restored.

Yes I understand that I was born and raised in a capitalist country, and that is not the problem.

The problem is we have place all that is good about holidays on the myopic train track of gluttony and there seems to be no light at the end of this tunnel. Every Holiday has become "Keeping up with the Jones' Day" The pressure is so great that one of the store' belonging to a very huge retail chain had to call the cops because two women where fighting over a frying pan. A FRYING PAN ! ! ! (As if it were the last one made. And more so, the last one available forever and ever.) People fighting over children's toys (What example are we setting for them?) Because of a letter that the child wrote to the fat in the red suit.
But then you guy's come along and put truth, honesty and feats of strength back into the holidays as they should be.

There is no better feeling then airing grievances and pinning my grandmother to floor to end a fabulous evening of getting rid of crappy gift's that I received and just know that no one else needs or wants them, but is getting them anyway.

So to you R&B Wagner, "Happy Festivus For The Rest Of Us." You should be on the cover of Time Magazine as "Time Magazine's Persons Of The Year"

Till next year,
Thanks again.
Michael A. Morris, NY, NY

Spencer Michlin with his Festivus Pole
The Festivus Pole gave added meaning to our holiday season and the attached photo has brightened the inboxes of many friends. -- Spencer Michlin
PS. My attorney says that I have an excellent chance of beating the commitment motion
 
 
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